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@DstoeckerS

very awkward and very friendly. more dog pics plz!

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whatever you are doing rn stop doing that and immediately go to costa rica instead. it’s 100% better than whatever else you could be doing. this is truly the best life advice you will ever receive. you’re welcome.

DstoeckerS's tweet image. whatever you are doing rn stop doing that and immediately go to costa rica instead. it’s 100% better than whatever else you could be doing. 

this is truly the best life advice you will ever receive. you’re welcome.

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Someone's position on the X-axis of "right vs. left" is becoming far less relevant to me than their position on the Y-axis of "sane vs. batshit."

To me there's nothing wrong with being left or right-leaning politically. I consider myself a milquetoast center-right moderate. If any views to the right of Mao or to the left of Hitler are somehow beyond the pale for you though, I'm not interested in further interactions.



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My favorite genre is still ChatGPT not believing current political developments when I ask it for a copy edit.

NateSilver538's tweet image. My favorite genre is still ChatGPT not believing current political developments when I ask it for a copy edit.

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The really shocking thing is that when they captured Maduro, he was with Olivia Nuzzi.


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@X is this what your platform is now? A space for men to use AI to undress women without our consent? Is this what your AI is intended for? How are you verifying the ages of the women and girls your AI is undressing?

Just looked through grok’s media tab and it seems to almost solely be used to undress women, make them turn around, or change their outfits to make them more revealing



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Life can be so beautiful if you just allow it to be


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I’ve landed on a simple conclusion on the 2025-26 Lakers. I don’t think they have it. I don’t think they’re a trade away from getting it. And I don’t think the people who built this roster should be trusted to fix it. Mark Walter should be looking for his next Andrew Friedman.


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When I came w/data that Luka + Reaves was LAL’s most lethal combination last season, I was met w/sample size concerns from some (fair to certain extent) At this point It’s abundantly clear that Reaves/Luka need to be the focal points of any lineup and/or roster considerations

LA's lineups with the best padded net ratings so far this year: 1. Luka | AR | Smart | Rui | Hayes 2. Luka | AR | Jake | Rui | Ayton 3. Luka | AR | Smart | Rui | Ayton Padding data to be much more predictive than raw results, these have been LA's most effective groups so far.



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I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”


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I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!


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They forgot to redact this page

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We’ve reached a point where any mix of solutions to our nation’s economic problems is going to involve the wealthiest Americans contributing more. nytimes.com/2025/12/19/opi…


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charles is a legend, but i do not miss the constant bashing of the product at all this season. what a breath of fresh air to have the broadcast partners actually attempt to sell the product

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It's Dec. 16th and these two teams are playing like it's June 12th. The Cup is freaking great.


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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “That’s a really nice pen”


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"Ideally the president wouldn’t be someone whose face was featured on novelty condoms at the rape palace of history’s most notorious pedophile"


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imagine the reaction if a Democrat spoke this way about Charlie Kirk

PeterTwinklage's tweet image. imagine the reaction if a Democrat spoke this way about Charlie Kirk

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The Princess Bride is as perfect a movie as has ever been made that’s my pick

@SheaSerrano what’s your go-to Rob Reiner flick? Mine is A Few Good Men, but Princess Bride is a close second.



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honestly the dillon brooks experience in a nutshell

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I was attempting to explain the Sacramento Kings to my wife. She cut me off, right around the time I was going to explain the Mike Brown firing, and asked, "Is it a money-laundering scheme?"


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