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[interrupts Spock] She really liked those ears?


[a giant tribble is in Kirk's chair]


[flips open his communicator before Spock can answer]


The first Klingon to step aboard this ship will be the last Klingon.


The Timewarp, what did it do to us?


My dad joined Starfleet because he believed in it. I joined on a dare.


I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking!


See, I told you it would fit!


[takes a large bite out of his apple]


100... serpents.


Captain's log, stardate 5843.7. The Enterprise is in the grip of a raging epidemic.


If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!


We're not really here. We're from the future.


What gives you the right to hand out life and death?


What's the emergency?


I can think of nothing I'd rather do than stay with you - except staying alive.


We're tired of your phony fireworks!


Since the early years of space exploration, Earth vessels have had incorporated into them a substance known as... corbomite.


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