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The GOP have decided that guns are more important than kids. There are no two ways to look at this situation. It doesn’t matter how many children are massacred. They have decided it is okay to let kids die. Not mind you read certain books. That’s unacceptable. But dying is fine.
In honor of #NationalBolognaDay, @Roku and I are giving away 10 prints of @alyankovic! 🥪 RT and reply with #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory for a chance to win.
I can’t recommend @jennettemccurdy’s book enough. I say this as a book nerd, as a therapist, and as a person who watched iCarly despite being way too old for it. I kind of feel like I should apologize to her for being a cog in the machine that was hurting her? How does that work?
“I’m drawing a comic. You can write it.” “Okay. Do you need me to come up with a story?” “Dada I already know the story. It’s called ‘Mr Wildflowers and the Evil Attack of Bloodsucking Joe’.” Six years old and his titles are already better than mine.
I am devastated. There are photos on Facebook that are not saved anywhere else. Please don’t restrict me from my own property. @Meta
Facebook deactivated my account for violating community standards. I have no idea what standards I violated. @meta
My daughter is “creeped out” by anything with green light because of Coraline, and I feel like @neilhimself would be proud of that.
Husband’s favorite birthday gift ever: @SnazzyStarlight ‘s painting of @alyankovic ’s “everything you know is wrong.” (Am I talking it up on every social media platform? Yes, yes I am)
There's a special magic to sending a "would he want his daughter" tweet like this to two people, one of whom *is actually* his daughter...
Are you two saying that Terry would want his daughter to have to share a changing room with any male who calls himself woman? For real? That he'd want her to not be allowed to ask for a female healthcare practitioner in order to not offend males who call themselves women?
Hey @Jeopardy pleeeease make @missmayim the permanent host... for the first time ever, i’m watching every night!
If @realDonaldTrump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others: I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.
Oscar the Grouch here with a reminder to wear a mask when you're out in public! I don't want to see your smiling face. #CaringForEachOther
My 8-year-old chose “what the hell?!?!” as her first curse while watching a couple on My CatFrom Hell tell @JacksonGalaxy that they only had two litter boxes for four cats. He would be SO proud.
Magenta. Shoutout to Blanche Devereaux.
Some days I’m feeling blue, some days I’m tickled pink… but most days this bird is mellow yellow. What color do you feel today?
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