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Jon Olson

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I build and virtualize data-center hardware @google. Amateur circuit maker (and breaker); sometimes skiier. Opinions are mine. he/him

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You know things are bad when the most boring person doing the most boring job for decades has to come out and say, “Stop trying to arrest us for doing math”

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: federalreserve.gov/newsevents/spe…



What have I been up to lately? Oh, nothing, just working with an amazing team of people across @googlecloud and @nvidia to combine the best of both into this beautiful beast. I can't wait for you all to meet!

We’ve been working closely with @nvidia to sustainably build compute infrastructure of the future. Check out a sneak peek of our custom GB200 NVL racks running in our labs. Register for the App Dev & Infrastructure #GoogleCloudSummit to learn more → goo.gle/4f2rleU

googlecloud's tweet image. We’ve been working closely with @nvidia to sustainably build compute infrastructure of the future. Check out a sneak peek of our custom GB200 NVL racks running in our labs.

Register for the App Dev & Infrastructure #GoogleCloudSummit to learn more → goo.gle/4f2rleU


If I don't spend 80% of my time ordering Jam when I'm in Quebec next week, @duolingo and I are gonna have some fucking words. Owl, you better come correct.


Storm 's a comin'.

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Dune and Poor Things both successful... the people clearly crave weird sci-fi and adaptations of the works of Scottish authors... it is time for movies based on The Culture


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Henceforth there shall be no SQ (Submission Queue) and CQ (Completion Queue), nor shall there be an Avail Ring and Used Ring. Now there shall be only the Fuck Around Queue (FAQ) and the Find Out Queue (FOQ).


Peak 2023: Using one phone without a headphone jack in flashlight mode to figure out if another phone has a headphone jack so you can play some fucking music at the bar. It didn't.


#Whamageddon to be fair, this is sorta my fault, as I put the idea I to the DJ's head.


What I think you heard was "send a lot of the patches upstream," but what I said was "send ALL of the patches upstream."


A universe of possibilities, and the most powerful machine intelligences we've built do nothing but think about the next thing they want to say...


A Chrome crash ate my long rant of a Hacker News comment just before I was about to post. Bullet dodged there I say!


Combining "Dark Forest" and "space stuff" isn't as whimsical as you'd intended. There's even a whole book with that title.

jonolson's tweet image. Combining "Dark Forest" and "space stuff" isn't as whimsical as you'd intended.

There's even a whole book with that title.

Maybe I'll take the dog for a walk around the lake... ... maybe not just now...

jonolson's tweet image. Maybe I'll take the dog for a walk around the lake...

... maybe not just now...

Start every day with the optimism of the packaging designer who put "Once Open, Stays Fresh for up to 30 Day" onto Bota Boxes

jonolson's tweet image. Start every day with the optimism of the packaging designer who put "Once Open, Stays Fresh for up to 30 Day" onto Bota Boxes

Tonight, I attend the most millennial of concerts: Death Cab for Cutie + The Postal Service, Transatlanticism and Give Up. Where were you when you first heard Such Great Heights?


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