juddgment's profile picture. Comedy: 2012-19, 2023-?
4 Time Spelling Bee Champion
1 Time Pinball Champion
@punkrockshowoff
#stl #stlouis

Brandon Judd

@juddgment

Comedy: 2012-19, 2023-? 4 Time Spelling Bee Champion 1 Time Pinball Champion @punkrockshowoff #stl #stlouis

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EVERY MONDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME St. Louis’ longest running open mic at @theheavyanchor ! Hosted by @Fancymeatfritts and @juddgment Show at 8PM Comic signup in-person at 7PM 21+ #stl #stlouis #do314 #comedy #standup #314 #stlouismo #stlcomedy

juddgment's tweet image. EVERY MONDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME

St. Louis’ longest running open mic at @theheavyanchor !

Hosted by @Fancymeatfritts and @juddgment 

Show at 8PM
Comic signup in-person at 7PM
21+

#stl #stlouis #do314 #comedy #standup #314 #stlouismo #stlcomedy

If you can't handle me at my dependent clause, you don't deserve me at my independent clause.


Jimmy Carter, keeping it 💯


This was the greatest moment in sports I’ve witnessed in my life

juddgment's tweet image. This was the greatest moment in sports I’ve witnessed in my life

ACTION

8:28 P-M: Chesterfield: At 42 THF Boulevard at/near the Target, there's a report a child has their foot stuck in a shopping cart. Units 2254 and 2257 responding.

ScannerNewsSTL's tweet image. 8:28 P-M: Chesterfield: At 42 THF Boulevard at/near the Target, there's a report a child has their foot stuck in a shopping cart.  Units 2254 and 2257 responding.


Ooooh, an adventure.

12:20 P-M, Wright City: + Law enforcement is responding to a report of an incident at Gandalf Lane and Bilbo Lane.

ScannerNewsSTL's tweet image. 12:20 P-M, Wright City:
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Law enforcement is responding to a report of an incident at Gandalf Lane and Bilbo Lane.


When I'm explaining why comedy shows are harder than concerts


I knew this day would come, but I’m not sure I’m taking it well. Maybe I’m in denial. Just need time to come to terms with it. Felt a little this way the last time this happened 10 years ago. Weird Al released a new Polka medley of pop songs and I don’t recognize any of them.


I'm just glad Trump only said the first name of the National Border Patrol Council President, because when he says the full name, bad stuff happens to my social media accounts.


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BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has been found guilty by the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park as well.


This man has never seen a laserdisc.

juddgment's tweet image. This man has never seen a laserdisc.

I listen to fantasy metal because I can’t afford real music.


The Offspring's 'Smash' is 30 years old today. It is 6 months OLDER than the band's current drummer.

juddgment's tweet image. The Offspring's 'Smash' is 30 years old today.

It is 6 months OLDER than the band's current drummer.

I got a new ladder and wanted to show off these shorts at the same time.

juddgment's tweet image. I got a new ladder and wanted to show off these shorts at the same time.
juddgment's tweet image. I got a new ladder and wanted to show off these shorts at the same time.

Tom DeLonge is rejoining Blink 182 so they can reclaim their crown as one of the worst live bands of all time.


Milo went to college 40 years ago today! #descendents #punk

juddgment's tweet image. Milo went to college 40 years ago today!
#descendents #punk

I will also be doing something I haven’t done in a long time that no one cares about.


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