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Living proof one can survive on protein shakes and acetaminophen.

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I'm going to try treating Twitter like my best friend that I text random shit to & see how it goes. Micro-blogging, non? Expect a lot of window browsing, Opinions on Insignificant Nonsense, and a general desire to unfollow posthaste.


Rant: My neighbors have decided underneath my windows is the optimal place to chain smoke all day every day. It must be so peacful thinking you're the only people in the Universe, non?


You can take a woman out of the Midwest but you can't make her close the fucking windows when it's 50* outside. My religion is airing the house out. Fight me (but bring a sweatshirt).


Seeing folks on reddit that are my height & age yet 20% thinner whilst I nom on peanut butter cups: upsetting, in the least.


Tips for @thredUP success: search the terms "cotton and silk", "tailored", and "classic".


The art of fashion: Christian Siriano's S/S '23 couture collection is a thought-provoking (& gorgeous) 30's & 40's inspired marvel. vogue.com/fashion-shows/…


I'm 7 books into the #londonrivers series by @Ben_Aaronovitch & (unlike other authors who need to put the damn series down and walk away) it keeps getting better.


I call my lunch bowl That Annoying Vegetarian: tahini sauce, grains, lentils, roasted veg, & hemp hearts. It's delicious but cliche AF.


The dog is hella cute but the the back lumps aren't. Weight loss is hell for self-confidence. Any tips? Yes, my bra fits. Yes, I'm sure.

k8h2o_'s tweet image. The dog is hella cute but the the back lumps aren't. Weight loss is hell for self-confidence. Any tips? Yes, my bra fits. Yes, I'm sure.

Whilst I'm not a fan of the company, LLR "Irma" blouses found on resale are a great work-from-home option. Modest for Zoom calls, decent looking w Ponte trousers, and comfortable; all on a budget. thredup.com/product/women-…


I wrote a 2-page letter to my company strongly suggesting they let us party in the USA and, as a separate project, made this meme today. You?

k8h2o_'s tweet image. I wrote a 2-page letter to my company strongly suggesting they let us party in the USA and, as a separate project, made this meme today. You?

I am literally living in a world where uterus owners are voluntarily amputating their organs to avoid forced birth - the actual fuck? #ProChoice but also #fuckthistimeline.


We've reached the "I dream of a hot cup of coffee and a need to wear socks" stage of PHX summer.


No idea why my neighbor who is a girly esthetician with a tiny dog seems to think I'm her lesbian aunt who can get scary wild animals out of her backyard. It's a mystery. I don't understand how she gets that vibe from me. 🤷‍♀️ @swoveralls

k8h2o_'s tweet image. No idea why my neighbor who is a girly esthetician with a tiny dog seems to think I'm her lesbian aunt who can get scary wild animals out of her backyard. It's a mystery. I don't understand how she gets that vibe from me. 🤷‍♀️ @swoveralls

Another Aldi win. (& because happy hour makes the Friday easier to face.)

k8h2o_'s tweet image. Another Aldi win. (& because happy hour makes the Friday easier to face.)

Lazy vegetarian lunch of the day. Could use some frozen veg mixed in but overall decent.

k8h2o_'s tweet image. Lazy vegetarian lunch of the day. Could use some frozen veg mixed in but overall decent.

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