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Ughh so disappointed I can never be a "hardcore" software engineer because I don't even own a printer OR a shredder 😔
LOL
Busted him reading/eating my meeting notes but that means they were finally useful 👍
I tried to teach my cat "paw" but now he just smacks me and expects a reward whenever I'm eating something delicious
My only concrete plans this weekend are long naps and breakfast burritos. Everything else is tentative and always will be!
My cat: Meow Me: MEOW My team listening to me unmuted on the call: 😶
Left the cat unattended for 2 seconds and now my hair brush is in the toilet and I'm using my hand as a comb 😵💫
Accidentally organized a theme night (ordered pizza and watched Bad Vegan) so now I need a few days to relax and recover
There are infinite ways to get from point A to point B but luckily my cat always chooses the path that involves leaping directly in front of my face and nearly taking off my nose 😼
I see a lot of complaints about not having twitter circles access... personally I have an Android though so I have no expectation of having access to any features at all 🤷🏻♀️
Oh thank god twitter has pets and jokes today instead of just the weird shit
Hmm my cat never naps on me anymore but that's potentially because I'm extremely annoying lol
Smells that offend my cat: 😾 wasabi 😾 toothpaste 😾 new books Smells that attract my cat: 😻 pizza 😻 Indian takeout 😻 whatever food I'm literally in the process of chewing omg get your snout out of my mouth 🤦🏻♀️
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