Kelly Thompson
@kellythompson82
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Why does it feel like my beloved Vikings are my boyfriend and the Manning Cast are my friends waiting at the brunch table to meet him for the first time? Me to bf: “Don’t worry, they are going to love you!” Me to friends: “Everyone be nice, OKAY?!” #manningcast
Wordle 555 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 You are correct @jtrain56 - the week between Christmas and New Years does not count
I asked my 105-year-old grandmother-in-law this question and her answer was PERFECT and delightful
This whole thread ❤️
Thinking about biological collections lately I'm reminded of the time that somehow at age 4, I got a personal tour of the @UCBerkeley entomology collection (Essig?) from a kind scientist (anybody know who?!). Asked my parents how on earth THAT happened, and it turns out...🤯
this meeting could've been a Peloton class
RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.
A spirit of goodness and hope. Betty White was much beloved because of who she was, and how she embraced a life well lived. Her smile. Her sense of humor. Her basic decency. Our world would be better if more followed her example. It is diminished with her passing.
.HEIC will be the death of me
One year ago yesterday I got on my @onepeloton and @alextoussaint25 did this. F’ing epic, Alex. Epic. Not today ALS. Not today.
The Brooklyn Botanic Garden is offering a new, illuminated after-dark experience called "Lightscape," a twinkling maze winding through their 52-acre landscape featuring 14,000 glowing orbs of light, a 98-foot-long tunnel, 20 treetop sculptures, and more. bit.ly/3CG3Wwo
Whenever you feel like your ideas aren’t good enough, always remember that someone once walked into a pitch meeting and said: “It’s about a guy named Bernie. He’s dead. But people think he’s alive because he’s wearing sunglasses!” And the person listening said: “Keep going…”
there are two kinds of people in this world 1. those that think EOD means 5.00pm 2. those that think EOD means 11.59pm
“The only reason she ran faster than everyone else is because she was high” - No one ever
Hey @WyndhamHotels - I would love to speak someone about the absolute worst hotel experience of my life that happened in one of your hotels last weekend. It was honestly alarming.
Topo Chico is the best water of the sparkling variety, no contest. Don't @ me.
Life hack: HIT YOUR FREETHROWS‼️
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