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Weird question I never thought I’d need to ask but here goes. What’s your favorite Watchmen sequel? My unpublished Fantastic Four story doesn’t count.


but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic

kevinbrettauer's tweet image. but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic
kevinbrettauer's tweet image. but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic
kevinbrettauer's tweet image. but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic
kevinbrettauer's tweet image. but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic

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Consider: millions of years ago our antecedents gave a massive sacrifice of their left hemisphere. We lost a tremendous amount of short term memory and replaced it with Broca’s, Wernicke & the phonological loop. But why? So we can—talk. Thus chimpanzees can do this—we can’t:


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Like a rolling stone. Timothee Chalamet (@RealChalamet) is set to play Bob Dylan in an untitled musical biopic from James Mangold thr.cm/GZYXY9


Broke: Christian Bale as Beta Ray Bill Woke: Christian Bale as Balder Bespoke: Christian Bale as Gorr the God Butcher or Dario Agger


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Pssst! Who wants a ridiculously sneaky peek at ALIENATED, then? This is mine and @MrRiktus's loveletter to teenage angst and extradimensional weirdness, from @boomstudios. Drops Feb 12th. Pester your LCS accordingly, please. Take one, pass it on.

sispurrier's tweet image. Pssst! Who wants a ridiculously sneaky peek at ALIENATED, then?

This is mine and @MrRiktus's loveletter to teenage angst and extradimensional weirdness, from @boomstudios.

Drops Feb 12th. Pester your LCS accordingly, please. 

Take one, pass it on.

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I must accept that one of my strongest motivating factors is that the more recognition I can acheive as a writer, the greater the chance of my eventual obituarist downplaying how awful I am as a human being in comparison to importance of The Work. Basically: buy my shit.


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A brand new promotional still has also been released. #NewMutants

NewMutantsUp's tweet image. A brand new promotional still has also been released. #NewMutants

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Ooh. #NewMutants trailer looks good. Happy, @sinKEVitch? 😈


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Will Ferrell with the man crush on Pierce Brosnan.. “gosh you smell good!” #GoldenGIobes


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trying to defend why I like something is one of the most mentally exhausting things for me to do


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ummm can I get a hell yeah?

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Using a Jewish solidarity rally to push a smear against a Jew fighting the fascism enveloping us.

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Every bad take on Twitter is like, “This may be a controversial opinion but dying children don’t deserve wishes” *checks their mentions* “Oh I see the dying children fans have arrived”


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Imagine being the plumber who one day has to snake Mario’s lifeless body out of a toilet


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it’s so shameful that i have tender hearted cuddly bitch disease


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Sometimes a movie is about World War I. Other times it is about World War II. This is the power of movies


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