A Very Tired Adult Child
@kevinbrettauer
Ugly bag of mostly water. Writer. "Not 'likable' in the traditional sense." He/him/his.
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Weird question I never thought I’d need to ask but here goes. What’s your favorite Watchmen sequel? My unpublished Fantastic Four story doesn’t count.
Consider: millions of years ago our antecedents gave a massive sacrifice of their left hemisphere. We lost a tremendous amount of short term memory and replaced it with Broca’s, Wernicke & the phonological loop. But why? So we can—talk. Thus chimpanzees can do this—we can’t:
Like a rolling stone. Timothee Chalamet (@RealChalamet) is set to play Bob Dylan in an untitled musical biopic from James Mangold thr.cm/GZYXY9
Broke: Christian Bale as Beta Ray Bill Woke: Christian Bale as Balder Bespoke: Christian Bale as Gorr the God Butcher or Dario Agger
Pssst! Who wants a ridiculously sneaky peek at ALIENATED, then? This is mine and @MrRiktus's loveletter to teenage angst and extradimensional weirdness, from @boomstudios. Drops Feb 12th. Pester your LCS accordingly, please. Take one, pass it on.
I must accept that one of my strongest motivating factors is that the more recognition I can acheive as a writer, the greater the chance of my eventual obituarist downplaying how awful I am as a human being in comparison to importance of The Work. Basically: buy my shit.
Will Ferrell with the man crush on Pierce Brosnan.. “gosh you smell good!” #GoldenGIobes
trying to defend why I like something is one of the most mentally exhausting things for me to do
ummm can I get a hell yeah?
Using a Jewish solidarity rally to push a smear against a Jew fighting the fascism enveloping us.
Every bad take on Twitter is like, “This may be a controversial opinion but dying children don’t deserve wishes” *checks their mentions* “Oh I see the dying children fans have arrived”
Imagine being the plumber who one day has to snake Mario’s lifeless body out of a toilet
it’s so shameful that i have tender hearted cuddly bitch disease
Sometimes a movie is about World War I. Other times it is about World War II. This is the power of movies
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