King Brogrammer
@kingbrogrammer
Taking time out of smashing code and smashing beers to school you up in The Art of Brogramming.
Awesome Black Friday deals bro: I bought a box of protein shakes and some Eric Ries books. Now I’m 200% more LEAN! BOOM! #brogrammer
Been so busy growth hacking our latest pivot bro. Gotta validate that MVP for reals. #brogrammer
“There’s a rising group of developers who are much more sociable and like to go out and have fun” buswk.co/y1VzUn
First rule of #brogramming: "Brogrammers before Hoegrammers". But not Hoegardens. Drink that shit anytime. Boom!
All I got out of this article was: "And welcome to the world of the brogrammer." cnn.it/1dd5jBq #brogrammer
I got my six-pack with this simple trick: 50 sit-ups every code commit. The genius? I joined an agile team. #brogrammer
This article means that Digg was a totally dope place to work. bit.ly/JIu7DL #brogrammer
Startup Idea #283: An app to name apps. I coded you the MVP bro; it just removes the last vowel in the name. Boom! #brogrammer
The stat this report about #brogrammers misses is that we are also 99.99% awesome. bit.ly/1bjMEV8
Who DOESN'T want to smash up an Apple iPad Air! Dropped, smashed and blown away dude! bit.ly/1aLhJ5K
Hey bro, psyched you out in my last tweet. The only soundtrack for your sick new #Startup is #dubstep of course! No question.
Hey bro, need a soundtrack for your startup video? How about "Acoustic guitar" & maybe "jaunty whistling" from Every Video In 2013. Boom!
Startup idea #485: app triggers soundbites from a keyword. So when you drop a mad punchline, you can get some "YEAH BOY" Flavor Flav action!
No brogrammer would stoop this low. Only Broccountants, and they can't even party. bit.ly/16F2LuS
Startup idea #847: Tumblr meets Flickr meets Sparklr meets Codelr meets Designr meets…
Only did four hours in the gym today. So many bugs to smash; need my guns primed.
When I said "Imma @kanyewest of programming", I only meant that I'm the best. Not that I'm also a dope rapper. But I do bust a sick beatbox.
@ohjeannine5466 @brybeats EVERYone should follow @kingbrogrammer we party hard and code harder! What whaaaaaat!
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