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.@delta went from woodford reserve to jack Daniels and thought nobody would notice? Disgusting.


How come we don’t talk about the fact that Billy Madison hallucinates when he gets drunk?


Haven’t tweeted in over a year but this has to be said. If Ryan Wright has a job on the Vikings next year I’m done with this franchise for good.


Suck it Philly!


Ant Edwards loves to ball and I love to watch Ant Edwards ball. And in a distant world I think Ant Edwards loves that I love to watch him ball.


What’s up with sushi places that don’t send chopsticks? Is it assumed I have my own or is inflation hitting harder than I thought


No clue why but I’ve always been a Matt Stafford guy. Guy deserves a huge fist bump right now


I got omicron before it was cool


Hank Williams Jr's Are You Ready for Some Football would be the song of the summer 2022 if re-released as a single


I’m running for president and my only policy goal is to get water and ball washers reinstated on golf courses


Life was just so much more fun when we though Miguel Sano was the next Barry Bonds. You gotta know when to fold 'em.


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