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i don’t sell used cars i am a used car

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ok now reduce your fraction

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when my gen z friends introduce me

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small talk implies the existence of big talk


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No speaking Italian to the goats.

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the woke mob wants you to think its "illegal" and "a crime" to attempt to overthrow the government and install yourself as dictator for life


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I can’t breathe

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*Australlian accent* nah mate you don’t need less cum you need

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It’s time, Steve

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Steve Kerr: “there are a few different things I’m going to do today that I won’t reveal for obvious reasons.”



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the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day


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people are so nuts about breeding horses!! just let them fuck whoever!!!!


crazy that trump and nixon both got taken down by a deepthroat


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get you a dr that loses patience, not patients


y'all are sleeping on mattresses. they're amazing


my favorite part of riding on the school bus as a kid was that the rules of car safety no longer applied. no seatbelts. no air bags. no rules. just the wind in our hair, bench seats, and the open road


RIP current? shit I didn't even know he died


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if poetry is dead explain this

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