Nate "the Plate"
@nate_the_plate
When I'm not plating around, you can find me eating Lo-Mein! That's why they call me the Big Lo-Mein. "the Plate" is my legal last name and I do plate comedy
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Just got an email I can reward myself this summer by opening a Walgreens credit card and getting $25 gift card to the pharmacy. I’m so back
Birds are so fucked, put some meat on your legs you’re walking on forks!
My bracket busted without pulling out and now I need plan b-ball
On fire. @RevDrBarber addresses federal union workers protesting at the U.S. Capitol, “A dictator is not a dictator unless we bow. Our knees were not made for bowing down to a power drunk neo fascist! We stand tall!”
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