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Dr. Delirious

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Suffered through med school. Not really here, I’m an illusion. in love with the beauty

You see how you said this one and no one is talking to you? If you’re the kind of person that tells yourself the truth, this is all the proof you need to know that that tweet was off.

“Postpartum is the period after childbirth, typically lasting for the first six to eight weeks, when a person's body gradually returns to its pre-pregnancy state. It involves significant physical & emotional recovery for the mother, & effective care during this time is crucial



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Nigeria was not always like this.

In 1947, Justice S.B Rhodes II, not only reported a man for attempting to bribe him, he testified against him in court. In this times of controversial pardons ( some for accepting bribes) and the loss of faith in the Judiciary, it is important to remind ourselves that integrity…

TheRhodesVivour's tweet image. In 1947, Justice S.B Rhodes II, not only reported a man for attempting to bribe him, he testified against him in court.

In this times of controversial pardons ( some for accepting bribes) and the loss of faith in the Judiciary, it is important to remind ourselves that integrity…


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Lmaooooooooo! They said the President didn't have time to go through the list and understand their crimes. You people dey pami mehn. Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun 💔


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WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON. PEOPLE CAN’T BLUR THEIR VISION ON COMMAND?? i just learned that this isn’t normal LMAO. i’ve been able to blur mine on command since i was a kid. i’m having deja vu to the day i found out i have aphantasia. 🫠


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1 million Bibles, not 1 million jobs. They know religion is the easiest tool to keep the people poor and obedient. Glad I took back my brain box from the colonial chains.

BREAKING: One million copies of the Holy Bible are set to be distributed across Nigeria in honour of Barrister Seyi Tinubu, son of President Bola Tinubu.

NigeriaStories's tweet image. BREAKING: One million copies of the Holy Bible are set to be distributed across Nigeria in honour of Barrister Seyi Tinubu, son of President Bola Tinubu.
NigeriaStories's tweet image. BREAKING: One million copies of the Holy Bible are set to be distributed across Nigeria in honour of Barrister Seyi Tinubu, son of President Bola Tinubu.


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Tinubu signed direct flight deal with Colombia, then pardoned and released convicted drug dealers Master strategist isonu


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Jesus Christ. Women died. Women died in droves during childbirth. In fact, in Yoruba land, a woman who’s just successfully given birth is greeted with “ẹ kú ewu ọmọ o” which is loosely translated as “congrats on surviving the danger of childbirth.” Even with modern…

Before modern medicine landed on our shores, how the hell did you think that women were cared for postpartum?



This picture hurt me a lot more than I thought it would lol


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Schrondinger Peppersoup. If them catch you, na metaphor; if they don't, na fibrinolytic.

And I even only mentioned peppersoup as a metaphor because it was what was said in the video.



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The regulatory agencies seem to be more reactive rather than pro-active. Govt must prosecute officers or persons who are also complicit in looking the other way in circumstances like this.

Ola of Lagos’ motor showroom pulled down by the Lagos State Government 😳



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You asked him about his price for "birthday booking " he sent it to you, now you posted it on the TL for drags. You're a despicable human being that shouldn't get anything good in life

Oh my God 😭😭😭

Big_gracee's tweet image. Oh my God 😭😭😭


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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with choosing not to be with someone because of trauma you didn’t cause. Men are allowed to have preferences and boundaries too. “It’s not my fault.” I understand, and I’m sympathetic. But I don’t want to live through it with you. It’s really…

This “don’t settle with a woman who doesn’t adore her father” advice is built on the assumption that every father is good, protective, and loving. It’s cruel, it punishes victims for thier own trauma.



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The defenders of the politicians VS the children of the politicians. The Nigerian people - A politician's dream.

UnkleAyo's tweet image. The defenders of the politicians VS the children of the politicians.

The Nigerian people - A politician's dream.
UnkleAyo's tweet image. The defenders of the politicians VS the children of the politicians.

The Nigerian people - A politician's dream.

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Many are focusing on the wrong thing If someone who can afford a Benz, complain about the Nigerian economy, you who can't afford one should be afraid

She complained a few months ago about not being able to afford necessities like data and foodstuffs. Is it the 77k allowance that bought her a Benz?

Esmart26's tweet image. She complained a few months ago about not being able to afford necessities like data and foodstuffs.

Is it the 77k allowance that bought her a Benz?
Esmart26's tweet image. She complained a few months ago about not being able to afford necessities like data and foodstuffs.

Is it the 77k allowance that bought her a Benz?


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The amount of wealth and futures wiped out over the last 10 years. One or two generations. If you had N150m in your pension account in 2015, that's >$1m If you've grown it to N300m today, that's ~ $200k. It took away people’s ability to Iive a good life today and still nuked…

In 2015, the year I was in grad school, N600k was $3000. Now it is about $400. No this would never stop shocking me



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Design of the Huawei Matebook.

From March

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‘Yahoo boy no fit bag this babe, una E be like Una think na every yahoo boy de wear crop top & Ape shirt.

ivchriis's tweet image. …


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What difference does it make?

Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣

thysbe1's tweet image. Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣


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starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind


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