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Dr. Delirious

@lazy_enigma

Suffered through med school. Not really here, I’m an illusion. in love with the beauty

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You got your 1st degree in computer science from UNIBEN, a federally subsidized varsity. Why aren't you advocating for Nigerian-trained computer scientists like yourself to be held bound for 20+ years before japa-ing? The audacity of your uncleanable foolishness is intriguing.

I don’t blame Nigerian doctors at all. I blame the Federal Government for its laissez-faire approach. If I were in power, no doctor trained in a public university would be allowed to leave Nigeria under any guise. For six years, you receive world-class medical training at…



😂 Me in Pediatrics mock


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Thanks for sharing. How are you sure the government can’t fund it?

Thanks for sharing. How are you sure the government can fund this?



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I wish pharmacology exam questions were like this man 😭

Salbutamol is used to treat:

doctors_squad's tweet image. Salbutamol is used to treat:


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There are two devil's advocates on med Twitter, always defending government's poor treatment of doctors. Anytime doctors demand for better life, they pull up with statistics, and write threads explaining how FG that spends trillions on cars cannot afford to pay doctors.


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"una" is a pan Nigerian term but the origin is Igbo. "Unu" Pikin is a pan Nigerian term but the origin is Portuguese "pequeno". It's Yoruba in origin, but it's Nigerian now. It doesn't delete Yoruba origins. Embrace your influence on culture rather than being myopic.

❌ *Pan-Nigerian term Owambe. ✅ *Pan-Yorùbá term Ówànbẹ̀



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Make doctor dey do plenty calculation to buy shawarma and parfait😭😭 Strike abeg!!!


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So it's not an end-to-end encryption? 😂😭

kirinyetbrian's tweet image. So it's not an end-to-end encryption? 😂😭

people who end messages with “lol” we see you, we honor you



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i walked away from Housejob with zero savings. 1 full year and there was absolutely nothing to show. my biggest “splurge” was a 50,000 naira academic subscription. there are worse stories. let us strike pls🤲🏽.

In 2014, I was a Resident Doctor. I had a nice car. I had zero debts. I lived in a nice home. I had two house staffs. I was earning about ? N350,000 (not sure) I was hiding N1.6 Million from my husband. (Don’t ask me to explain 😀) 11 years later, Nigerian Resident Doctors:…



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We've tried a drunk. We've tried a professor. Both have failed. Let's try a baddie.

I am the flag bearer of the AFRICAN ACTION CONGRESS (AAC) and I’m proud to say that I’m the best candidate on the November 8, Anambra Gubernatorial election. The light house is about to be lit 🔥… #ChiomaforGovernor2025 #CourageforChange✊🏾

ife_dike's tweet image. I am the flag bearer of the AFRICAN ACTION CONGRESS (AAC) and I’m proud to say that I’m the best candidate on the November 8, Anambra Gubernatorial election.
The light house is about to be lit 🔥…
#ChiomaforGovernor2025
#CourageforChange✊🏾
ife_dike's tweet image. I am the flag bearer of the AFRICAN ACTION CONGRESS (AAC) and I’m proud to say that I’m the best candidate on the November 8, Anambra Gubernatorial election.
The light house is about to be lit 🔥…
#ChiomaforGovernor2025
#CourageforChange✊🏾
ife_dike's tweet image. I am the flag bearer of the AFRICAN ACTION CONGRESS (AAC) and I’m proud to say that I’m the best candidate on the November 8, Anambra Gubernatorial election.
The light house is about to be lit 🔥…
#ChiomaforGovernor2025
#CourageforChange✊🏾
ife_dike's tweet image. I am the flag bearer of the AFRICAN ACTION CONGRESS (AAC) and I’m proud to say that I’m the best candidate on the November 8, Anambra Gubernatorial election.
The light house is about to be lit 🔥…
#ChiomaforGovernor2025
#CourageforChange✊🏾


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The blood of those slaughtered in Sudan is visible in satellite images, and yes I fact-checked this

Two thousand people died in 48 hours to the point where the blood flooded the streets and it became visible through satellite images. Writing this as I’m completely dissociated. I read it over and over and I still can’t feel anything.



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Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why


I can tell your level of maturity based on how you react to certain movies


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Having adhd means I can’t trick myself into doing things with a reward. Like why would I wait to reward myself when I can just… not do the thing and reward myself anyway…


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wtf,nothing prepared me for the end😭

these cat AI videos are getting worse by the day man😭



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Nigeria has only one person among the top HUNDRED richest people globally. Nigeria has four pastors among the top TEN richest pastors globally. 🙂🙂🙂

Richest man in Nigeria: Aliko Dangote Global rank among all billionaires: 83rd Industry: Manufacturing (Forbes) Richest pastor in Nigeria: David Oyedepo Global rank among all pastors: 4th Industry: Religion (Zikoko Mag)



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ALL men harbor some sexism. Without sexism, we wouldn't be able to love women because if we held them to the same standards as men, we would despise them for not measuring up Also, if you are a woman and you think men should provide and be taller than you, you are also sexist 🫵🏿

What opinion about Men do you have that makes people feel like this?

adtinf's tweet image. What opinion about Men do you have that makes people feel like this?


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Im sorry but look at your header.

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The truth is, we are not ready for change. Even those who want change subconsciously aren’t ready cos tell me why you’re hiding the name of the hospital? wym one of the biggest teaching hospitals in the country. Are you pitying the hospital, abi the hospital doesn’t have a name?

I worked in one of the biggest teaching hospitals in the country as a medical officer and we used to trade prescription sheets like we were running an illegal ring. It was so scarce that we were exchanging it for cannula's, IVs, blood forms and blood bottles.



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