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i am making life choices this afternoon: 1. can I toast this uncrustable 2. how many uncrustables should an adult eat at once


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when the deep research agent is 30 minutes into finding the best brownie recipe.


the internet was designed to be distributed and thus robust. when services all put themselves behind cloudflare they are choosing to be swept up in nonsense like this.

For the last 3 months when the football is on in Spain, half of the internet gets shut down due to ISPs blocking Cloudflare, restricting access to game servers, streaming services, and more.



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Databricks dropped a paper that basically says "Kafka sucks". It's titled "Understanding the Limitations of Pubsub Systems" and was released this year in May. It argues that modern pub-sub systems: ❌ fail to achieve their goal of truly decoupling writes and readers ❌ violate…

BdKozlovski's tweet image. Databricks dropped a paper that basically says "Kafka sucks".

It's titled "Understanding the Limitations of Pubsub Systems" and was released this year in May. It argues that modern pub-sub systems:

❌ fail to achieve their goal of truly decoupling writes and readers
❌ violate…

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There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just…


my form of autism: restaurant health inspectors are just taxpayer funded food reviewers armed with guns (and bleach). we should just dispose of this anachronism and let those silly enough to patronize nondescript roadside meat vendors suffer the consequences. yelp could do…

UPDATE: Three county health departments tell 9NEWS they've had similar issues with the unlicensed food vendor at the center of a now-viral video where a health inspector pours bleach into food so it can't be moved elsewhere and sold.



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Rust: You're trying to understand how some code works. Open a file, it's ~2000 lines of lifetime slop and "idiomatic" impl traits. Open another, same. Again and again. This happens like 75 times. It's legitimately hard to find a place where anything is actually being done.

Java: You're trying to understand how some code works. Open a file, it's ~20 lines of trivial boilerplate and getters/setters. Open another, same. And another. And another. This happens like 75 times. It's legitimately hard to find a place where anything is actually being done.



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Java: You're trying to understand how some code works. Open a file, it's ~20 lines of trivial boilerplate and getters/setters. Open another, same. And another. And another. This happens like 75 times. It's legitimately hard to find a place where anything is actually being done.


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