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Leigh Widjeskog

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Listen I will never win a radio contest but please please please SOMEBODY someday win a Fly 92.3 contest and when the DJ asks, “Who’s sending you to Countryfest???” you answer, “FRANK LLOYD YORK!” because the FLY of FLY 92 stands for its founder, Frank Lloyd York. Thank you.


Are they going to…fight?


Does anyone else just get the pangram and then quit? (Spelling Bee)


if I get it into my head that I might want to go buy your food and wonder what your hours/menu, etc. are and I pull up your website and it’s just GPS coordinates…lol…catch ya later, nerds.


our ancestors had REAL TALES of hardship and epic journeys and tragic heartbreak. The story I have for my grandchildren: I spent decades searching online for one perfect toothbrush tumbler. I swear it to you. I looked at millions, my dears, and found none. 😔


TIL David Crosby's father was descended from Van Rensselaers and his mother was a Van Cortlandt so he was deeply Dutch!


Why is it that you can have a 20 item to-do list and complete 19 but that one thing you didn’t get done makes you feel like you accomplished nothing all day? (It’s because that one thing is the scariest/highest priority and you’re avoiding it, that’s why.)


Playing Connect 4 with my 6 year old. Him: What happens if we run out of checkers? Me: Then it’s a…(thinking about whether or not “cat’s game” is still something that’s appropriate to say)…that’s a… Him: A stalemate? Me: Yeah, that. 😂


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(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good


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⚠️IF YOU ARE A FRIEND TO LABOR THE WORDLE STREAK ENDS TOMORROW ⚠️


Wordle 536 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😳


NEW SZA NEW SZA NEW SZA IT’S HAPPENING

Five years ago, @sza's debut redefined alternative R&B. As she prepares to release her highly-anticipated new album 'S.O.S.' this December, the singer is feeling more confident than ever. 💫 Her Billboard R&B / Hip-Hop Power Players cover story: blbrd.cm/PBh6avZ

billboard's tweet image. Five years ago, @sza's debut redefined alternative R&B. As she prepares to release her highly-anticipated new album 'S.O.S.' this December, the singer is feeling more confident than ever. 💫 

Her Billboard R&B / Hip-Hop Power Players cover story: blbrd.cm/PBh6avZ


I would pay $30 to see Taylor Swift and not a penny more.


“Please give extra love and compliments to Carlos (the cat) while I’m gone.” <— the lone direction given before leaving for my business trip.


When I die bury me in this video pls.

This is magical. 🪄 Angela Lansbury and Jerry Orbach recording Beauty and the Beast. 🎥 vimeo.com/user46664171



when you don’t drink or watch football you have nothing to contribute to the work zooms and it so awkward for me. People must think I’m very dull which I guess these days I am! But just wait until seltzer comes up. or I Think You Should Leave. On that day I shall be truly known.


I’ve been waiting for these alternate versions of Poor Places for 20 years and if none of them are the one hinted at in the IATTBYH doc I will leave this planet and never return.


so many people - bless them - take pride and find value in doing "hard" things. "If it isn't hard it isn't worth doing." Oh?? I myself me personally want all easy things?


Oh you want me on camera in meetings? Sure, but now you have to watch me make this face every time someone says something problematic, racist, or culturally insensitive.


Experiencing a complicated mix of emotions around the return of the ☯️ in fashion.


Guy at work: My widget isn’t working. Me: Did you try X? Guy: I tried Y. Me: How about X? Guy: I tried A! Me: Give X a try. Guy: I will call IT. Me: Maybe try X first? Guy: Nope! … … … Guy: IT didn’t help but I figured it out. Me: Oh good what was the problem? Guy: It’s fixed.


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