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A few nights before my first child was born, we let our dog out around 3am to pee (we thought; she was going crazy). She was promptly sprayed by a skunk, so @evanm and I washed her down with anti-stink shampoo on our driveway with me in my nightie and suuuuper preggo belly
I was previously disappointed that my daughter doesn't like chocolate, but this is such a fabulous asset because we can eat chocolate in front of her without sharing 😊
An app like BeReal that just sends random occasional reminders to dads to take a pic of their partner with the kid(s) #proofofmom
I learned SO much more from this video than the hours-long "Witch Trials of JKR" podcast. 👏
new video The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling or "Why I left the center" youtu.be/EmT0i0xG6zg
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I had forgotten about these, but I think they formed about 70% of my sense of humor. 👏
new video The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling or "Why I left the center" youtu.be/EmT0i0xG6zg
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The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling | ContraPoints
Really amused that my 3 year old is bougie enough to insist we listen to Frozen 2 on the Sonos Sound Bar (the iPhone speaker just *won’t* cut it 🫣🙃)
Pet peeve: When a (almost always male) colleague reaches out via Slack asking to meet, putting the onus for setting up the event on me. WHY? Do you not know how to use Google Calendar or Zoom??
Currently living this reality - So tired, dealing with stressful job, using any "extra" moments during the day to pump.🧟♀️ Paid leave until you can sleep-train, please!!
The most GENEROUS paid parental leave ends at 3 months. At 4 months old, human babies go through a developmental stage called "The 4 Month Sleep Regression," which means they are awake all night. America is built for primary caregivers to fail. Please read this screaming.
No one mentions that 50% of parenting in the summer involves hopelessly navigating shitty web UIs to hopefully sign up for swim lessons
This omfg
where the fuck is the fucking vaccine for kids under five fucking years old
Pregnancy/birth/postpartum is an insane rollercoaster, but I’ve dreamt of moments like these my whole life ♥️😭. Ada and Jude becoming buddies
I’m def not the first (or last) person to tweet this, but it is infuriating that mask mandates are ending while my husband (3x vaxxed and willing to wear an N95) can’t come to our final prenatal appointments.
0/5 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Introducing CareGame! It's like Wordle, but it's how many day of full childcare you had that week. Here's mine: 2/5 🟥🟩🟩🟥🟥 Bad score this week? Don't worry, you get to play next week too!
This hits close to home - parents need to be extra careful to protect kids and their communities. We’re going on a possible 2nd week of daycare closure due to one Covid+ toddler spreading it to multiple staff and students.
1/ Let me come out and say it - it’s time for parents of unvaccinated kids to reduce risk for the sake of keeping kids in school. Just because something was safe before does not make it safe now. Delta is a NEW BEAST and…
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