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The woke left will rip my asbestos cigarettes from my cold dead hands!!!!!
Today I had a lapse and responded to some idiot on twitter because he made me angry. This was a weak moment and I will be back to posting very dumb things shortly.
"What you have just witnessed is a day in the life of one Kevin O. McCarthy, congressman. A day that became two and then three and so on until, finally, it became the only day he would ever live. But you won't find him in the halls of Congress: only in the Twilight Zone."
-The House literally doesn't have the votes to adjourn -As long as it doesn't adjourn, the House is required to take endless speaker votes -No one can win those votes -So Kevin McCarthy is stuck in endless repeating, inescapable loop of failing to become Speaker over and over
Do you think they smoke the cigarettes after they put them in the angled metal tube
Uh oh guys!!! @coldpastabowl is back on twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me on my way to the climbing gym (I’m about to fall off of v2s in front of everyone)
Are there more atoms or ugly cats on my Instagram explore page
Fly into Albuquerque. Go to four corners. Stay in New Mexico and cross zero borders and leave
:) Made pasta :( No Salt :) remember I stole a salt shaker from the dining hall
Everytime someone says”play freebird!!!” I have to come to terms with the fact that I’m about to lose 5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
Never brought a pencil to school ever. scrounged for one every single day. hunter gatherer shit. teacher was done with this behavior. refused me pencil on test day. went to the bathroom, sad. I was to fail. Found a grimy HB#2 under a bush. I think nature spirit Pan left it for me
Whether it’s liberals interrupting Brett Kavanaugh‘s meal with a chant, or conservatives interrupting Paul Pelosi‘s evening with a hammer blow to the head, both sides have a problem respecting the privacy of public figures.
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