JJ aka Nobody
@licensed2code
Devpreneur. (Developer/Entrepreneur) And also a FX junkie! Contact me if you want to discuss new web ideas about making money through Coding/App Dev.
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Obama! "Made in America." My fortune cookie said the other day "you'll be on your knees soon sucking Chinese c**ks motherf**ker"
Lindsay' Lawyer: "She looks gorgeous. She's creating art," "she's going 2 come out & surprise u all!" See the art http://tinyurl.com/2uv5cvr
The best things in life aren't things.
If you never want to see a man again say,'I love you,I want to marry you, I want to have children'.They leave skid marks"Rita #funny #quotes
Canada - couple complained to human rights commission that they couldn't be accommodated in a wine serving bar/restaurant...
Looking to partner with people with great ideas and money making projects on the go...
Boddingtons - Cream Ale! Mmm thick as milk and tastes like a beer!
Every beer deserves a chance. Not all beers deserve a second one.
@Prasbear can you join our beer club? about beer reviews on twitter - thebeeroasis
Sorry about the microwave fire in the cafe! I blame the Chinese instant noodle foil. Happy birthday mom!!
Today's Parents! Ikea's recalling nearly 1.5M blinds bcos of a strangling inc w/ a toddler.They're toddlers! An icecream cone can kill them!
Political Correctness! Asking to turn off ur headphones because it's too loud while 2 Asian women r talking LOUD in Chinese!
Paris, Snooky and Snoop at the MTV Movie awards - how blonder can you get?
****ing tired of "Twitter is over capacity." messages lately! (even this message didn't go through well..."
****ing tired of "Twitter is over capacity." messages lately!
Thought of the day: You get a dog when you're ready to give up on your wife and kids..they stick to ya fer life!
If you're thinking about Random Thoughts to tweet, then it's not random at all, is it?
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