Two Liners
@twoliners
Random thoughts, one liners, two liners, crap I heard, seen, have you ever?, observations & whatever!
Homeless Gays! "Have you ever wondered how would a homeless gay guy would come out of the closet since he has no home." George Carlin
Stocks, Forex & Investments! "The best trade is no trade at all which in turn is not a trade "
iPhone! Beginning of HD quality home made cheap porn: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/mobile/08/10/iphone.imovie.indie/index.html?hpt=T2
Obama! "Made in America." My fortune cookie said the other day "you'll be on your knees soon sucking Chinese c**ks motherf**ker"
Obesity! Jennifer Hudson goes from size 16 to size 6! CDC: More people obese now than in 2007
Obama! "Made in America." Are we going to suck Chinese dicks to pay off the trade deficit?
Viagra & Wonder Bra! Underneath, are they both the same company complimenting each other?
American Dream! Once you achieved it, leaving America is the perfect American Dream!
MikeTyson! on religion -"I wonder who would win a fight with Prophet Mohammad & Jesus?These r sick people.This is crazy,u know what I mean?"
Lindsay' Lawyer: "She looks gorgeous. She's creating art," "she's going 2 come out & surprise u all!" See the art http://tinyurl.com/2uv5cvr
Ground Zero! Mosque? Like building Hiroshima - US Air Force Memorial; Auschwitz - Nazi memorial; Pearl Habour - Japanese Imperial Memorial
One way to call yourself a great man indirectly - try this approach - "Great men never fail to acknowledge their failures; and I failed!"
I've been thoughtless like a zombie for the last few weeks since I watched Zombieland.
Paris Hilton - Jetting off to yet another amazing destination. Life is amazing! Ha! Life styles of the rich and the blondes
Canada - Woman with a mohawk hair went to a men's hair saloon and refused service, thinking of complaining to human rights commission.
Canada - couple complained to human rights commission that they couldn't be accommodated in a wine serving bar/restaurant...
USA - builders are thinking building a Mosque right next to the WTC 911 memorial! Only in America!
England! Have you ever slipped in oil while trying to kick a soccer ball? Not good at both eh friend?
United States Trends
- 1. Harden N/A
- 2. Clippers N/A
- 3. #WWERaw N/A
- 4. Roman N/A
- 5. Cavs N/A
- 6. Darryn Peterson N/A
- 7. Barlow N/A
- 8. Kawhi N/A
- 9. Goodell N/A
- 10. Wrigley N/A
- 11. #TellMeLiesSeason3 N/A
- 12. SpaceX N/A
- 13. GM CT N/A
- 14. Stephanie N/A
- 15. Chuck Negron N/A
- 16. Kid Rock N/A
- 17. Ty Lue N/A
- 18. #WrestleMania N/A
- 19. Mobley N/A
- 20. Raquel N/A
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