
LINDSAY
@linnerdskynnerd
Sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda
I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said
just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there
She also disliked him, FWIW
Seth Meyers' Dog Frisbee, Famously Disliked by Andy Samberg, Dies at 14 people.com/seth-meyers-do…
no way frisbee passed away on andy samberg's birthday. that's incredibly sad and immensely hilarious. rip frisbee pls haunt andy forever
I ran the official cost benefit analysis on getting a good nights sleep vs watching early aughts @jonasbrothers performances on TikTok until midnight and the latter is proving more effective re: mood improvement
When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

i've heard sheryl crow songs that were better than entire years of my life
Places you will NOT find your future wife: 1. Your Freshmen year welcome week at college 2. The backstage of any John Summit, Disco Lines, or Cloonee show 3. Any Taylor Swift Concert 4. The Spaniard In New York 5. Anywhere in the Midwest 6. In Europe
did ANYONE PLEASE record the "people who passed" section of the las culturistas awards? i need to laugh again
the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry




this too be shalling more than it be passing
The Art of Noticing

Some lesser-known parts of the Republican budget bill that you need to know about. There's a good chance they'll affect you or your family. If this bill passes…🧵⬇️
it’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run instagram account
The energy in NYC is insane today. The MTA announcements are now fully in Arabic and mandarin. Landlords are on the streets begging for change. Billionaires weep
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