I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said
just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there
She also disliked him, FWIW
Seth Meyers' Dog Frisbee, Famously Disliked by Andy Samberg, Dies at 14 people.com/seth-meyers-do…
no way frisbee passed away on andy samberg's birthday. that's incredibly sad and immensely hilarious. rip frisbee pls haunt andy forever
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i've heard sheryl crow songs that were better than entire years of my life
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did ANYONE PLEASE record the "people who passed" section of the las culturistas awards? i need to laugh again
the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry
The Art of Noticing
Some lesser-known parts of the Republican budget bill that you need to know about. There's a good chance they'll affect you or your family. If this bill passes…🧵⬇️
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