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Feeling the anxiety of an animal being hunted for sport

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Pub with this one @lispbiftatits


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You dont want to buy a cheap house in Sicily and renovate it with our bare hands so we can spend our best years in the sun because you want to work every day to afford a much more expensive house in a much less nice place so you can continue going to work every day until you die?

abjectbaby's tweet image. You dont want to buy a cheap house in Sicily and renovate it with our bare hands so we can spend our best years in the sun because you want to work every day to afford a much more expensive house in a much less nice place so you can continue going to work every day until you die?

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Nobody pulls off “sexy and insane paralysis demon” quite like you do.


I didn’t lose my facial fat through buccal fat removal I lost it through insanity induced weight loss like real hot people do

No one has face fat anymore



a to do list from 2 weeks ago

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No one has face fat anymore



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Americans when people walk as a hobby

No one has face fat anymore



Busting my balls on this app for £24.08

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Bring back shame

Today a coworker said he "challenged himself” to "old school google" something instead of using chat gpt. And that he "used to be really good at googling" and it was "hard" for him cause he "only uses chat gpt now.” He said this out loud in a meeting



Maybe grok can help us

Hey Elsie, maybe grok can help us cause if this is true, something needs to be done asap!



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I will let you know how I've learned how to deal with the "socks being on the floor" debacle after nearly 12 years of marriage. I see the socks on the floor. (Or trash not taken out, or some other minor irritant.) I feel the desire to be irritable and angry, unappreciated, and…


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And this is the decline of society

You don’t need to sacrifice anything to appease the supposed needs of random people.

TheRabbitHole's tweet image. You don’t need to sacrifice anything to appease the supposed needs of random people.


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The meeting point

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JUST IN: Trump set to meet Cristiano Ronaldo today




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@lispbiftatits @BunnyJugs @cozzl3 I’ve decided the three of you are all aesthetically perfect. Luckily you are all bonkers so it makes us normal women less jealous ❤️


Trying to be less Dostoevsky and more Anaïs Nin


Another day in the office

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