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I’m like Jackie Kennedy if she didn’t eat sheet metal

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We need to tax the absolute living fuck out of the rich

Kim Kardashian tells Call Her Daddy that she would like to know the cost of a milk carton: "I mean, I don't have a concept of what like certain simple things cost, which really, um is, you know, I'd like to know a little bit more about what like a milk carton cost."

PopBase's tweet image. Kim Kardashian tells Call Her Daddy that she would like to know the cost of a milk carton: 

"I mean, I don't have a concept of what like certain simple things cost, which really, um is, you know, I'd like to know a little bit more about what like a milk carton cost."
PopBase's tweet image. Kim Kardashian tells Call Her Daddy that she would like to know the cost of a milk carton: 

"I mean, I don't have a concept of what like certain simple things cost, which really, um is, you know, I'd like to know a little bit more about what like a milk carton cost."


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I’d rather die alone than be with a man who watches porn.

Arizona dad who left 2-year-old daughter to die in sweltering car was distracted by porn: prosecutors trib.al/lLXsVHm

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I’m more bothered about the fact that prostate cancer is the 2nd most common cause of cancer death in the Uk, to be totally honest with you.

No, @NHSuk. An enlarged prostate does not affect “anyone with a prostate”. It affects men - the only sex with one. That our national health service peddles scientific disinformation, in order to pander to an ideology, is a damn disgrace.

JamesEsses's tweet image. No, @NHSuk.

An enlarged prostate does not affect “anyone with a prostate”.

It affects men - the only sex with one.

That our national health service peddles scientific disinformation, in order to pander to an ideology, is a damn disgrace.


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Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 32% (=) CON: 17% (=) LAB: 15% (-2) GRN: 15% (=) LDM: 12% (=) SNP: 3% (=) Via @FindoutnowUK, 15 Oct. Changes w/ 8 Oct.



I know you’re in my walls

RED FLAGS IN WOMEN'S BODIES: - 🚩 never exercises, still skinny - 🚩 uses "bed rot" unironically - 🚩 girl dinners with no protein - 🚩 first name basis with gi doctor - 🚩 constant slouching - 🚩 goes to a chiropractor - 🚩 gratuitous perfume usage - 🚩 open mouth pet kissing



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yes fashion is all about experimenting etc etc but I still believe lingerie/nightgowns should not be worn outside the house….also to be honest this isn’t even styled well



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loosing all my innocence at the mosque 🕌


Granny mogged

yeah

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I met a lady in the meads   Full beautiful, a faery's child; Her hair was long, her foot was light,   And her eyes were wild.

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  Full beautiful, a faery's child; 
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
  And her eyes were wild.
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  Full beautiful, a faery's child; 
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
  And her eyes were wild.

My Calvin’s

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A good question we should ask ourselves often.. is this person I don't like actually antisocial or is it just something my mommy happened to not like that I internalized during childhood

i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.



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When I went away to college I accidentally stopped eating because I no longer had a set lunch time at school or my mom telling me it was time to eat dinner and by the following year I was a deranged conservative talking about trad wife nonsense. Maybe you’re not a right wing…

hollowearthterf's tweet image. When I went away to college I accidentally stopped eating because I no longer had a set lunch time at school or my mom telling me it was time to eat dinner and by the following year I was a deranged conservative talking about trad wife nonsense. 

Maybe you’re not a right wing…
hollowearthterf's tweet image. When I went away to college I accidentally stopped eating because I no longer had a set lunch time at school or my mom telling me it was time to eat dinner and by the following year I was a deranged conservative talking about trad wife nonsense. 

Maybe you’re not a right wing…
hollowearthterf's tweet image. When I went away to college I accidentally stopped eating because I no longer had a set lunch time at school or my mom telling me it was time to eat dinner and by the following year I was a deranged conservative talking about trad wife nonsense. 

Maybe you’re not a right wing…

I get why they call me froggy

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i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.



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Something very interesting and degenerative in the minds of twitter tradwives, levels unseen since the first scientific detection of Alzheimer's

Birth control should be illegal unless you're married and have already had 3+ children.



so far left I’m right


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You just don’t really see any thin women behaving like this

Merch coming soon

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Me after realising I could just smoke a 3.5 everyday instead of healing from 2 decades of trauma and abuse

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