Breadstick🥖
@localbreadco
Drop that ass lower than your self-esteem👾
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If you sit on a Toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, It’s quite literally the same shit, different day.
Caffeine doesn’t do it anymore, someone text me “we need to talk”, that’ll get the ball rolling.
“Cancel my debt or I’ll cough”
If a morgue worker dies, technically they still have one last shift to attend. 🤔
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not to be gay but i really wanna curl up with my girl and fall asleep in her arms
Not to be too flirty and all but I would choose you in duck duck goose😏
I may not be the prettiest girl, but I can rip bongs and I hate cops. So who is really winning here?
i love looking back on shit i did as a kid and realizing… oh that was gay. i was a lesbian child
can i just skip to the part in my life where i’m covered in tattoos, working my dream job, traveling, and married to the girl i love
I could make a million jokes about cash machines I just can't think of one atm.
lesbian problems - complimenting a guy and him thinking you're flirting with him - flirting with a girl and her thinking you're complimenting her
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