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@lorindee
Slightly more mature Dennis the Menace. Greedy adventure seeker, always.
Dit vind je misschien leuk
“Lorin, yr a barista in the same way Zoidberg is a doctor,” — my boss, ladies and gentlemen
SUN Active-duty airman self-immolates at Israeli Embassy MON Biden mentions Gaza while enjoying ice cream TUE “Uncommitted” gets 100K+ votes in MI WED Flour Massacre THU Biden invites Trump to join him in support for border bill FRI Biden kisses fascist Italian PM TODAY☀️
There is absolutely no justification for anything that’s happening. We betray ourselves & our futures to regard any of this as normal or acceptable.
happy bi visibility day
I pray my haters die of corona virus 😷
For each $1 stolen in shoplifting, there's at least $5 in wage theft and $100 in tax evasion. Have you ever heard about a wage theft or tax evasion "crime wave"? What do you think this tells you about how reporters determine what is "news" and what is ignored, and who benefits?
Life is just some hotdog juice on a hoodie and it all gets washed away in the end.
You kids today, with all yr genders! You don’t know how easy you got it! When I was yr age, I had to walk uphill in the snow both ways just to get a single gender!
Did you know Marilyn Manson had one of his ribs removed so he could suck Johnny Depp’s dick?
Asked bodega dad if I could have the eggs in my bec over easy instead of scrambled and he was like, “fine, I guess, it’s a free country” and now I feel like I wronged him.
Me, sitting silently in a lyft, my driver making eye contact in the rear view mirror, “I cannot wait to marry a white woman.”
“Lorin, if you get my baby’s first word to be yolo, our friendship is over.” “Worth it.”
With great jester privilege comes great jester responsibility
Someone said “turd cutter” instead of butthole the other day and I haven’t stopped laughing since.
United States Trends
- 1. Eric Dane N/A
- 2. Baby Keem N/A
- 3. McSteamy N/A
- 4. Jamal Murray N/A
- 5. FRLG N/A
- 6. WE LOVE YOU TAEHYUNG N/A
- 7. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 8. Aliens N/A
- 9. WITH TAEHYUNG TILL THE END N/A
- 10. Cade N/A
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- 14. Knicks N/A
- 15. Grey's Anatomy N/A
- 16. eShop N/A
- 17. #thepitt N/A
- 18. House Money N/A
- 19. UFOs N/A
- 20. Good Flirts N/A
Dit vind je misschien leuk
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