lytri
@lytri
Experimental Researcher specializing in living techniques.
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This ref just got a karma cramp for not calling that foul against Wood. Time for him to get off the field! #USAvPAR
One more reminder we have a newborn: my wife just asked me if it was 2014.
@GruidlMN civilized indeed! By the way, come visit and we can go to a bar with Pliny on tap!
My wife says drinking scotch and eating cheese by yourself at 11:30 at night is heading down the wrong path. Someone tell her she's wrong.
First casualty of pregnancy brain on this trip: left water bottle in airport while boarding.
You're so money and you don't even know it. RT @bdkimmie4 Vegas, baby, Vegas! #springbreak
There's a being playing patty cake with me through my wife's belly. Bizarre.
@christianbowe yeah, that about sums it up. Rest easy knowing you've done your literary due diligence for the day.
My wife just said, "Just put it in the microwave for a dollar and a half." That baby is hoarding all of the nutrients...
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