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Cory Anthony

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Best Google search of the day: "If my farts sound like a wookie, am I sick?"


#AmazonMusic is useless garbage now. Great job, @amazon.


The Leftovers: If Lost had a point


Tucker Carlson seems dumb enough to have been recorded in extremely compromising positions by attractive Russian female (or male) agents. Discuss.


Where do hotels get their half-ply toilet paper? I've got some guests coming that I'd like to subtly encourage to leave quickly.


"Hold my pouch," says little boy to little girl in Capri Sun ad, delivering world's new cringiest tagline.


Dear @NFL, Every player and coach wearing a mask with their nose sticking out is likely responsible for thousands of viewers thinking that is an appropriate way to wear a mask. Please have them wear masks correctly for the sake of everyone's safety.


A frighteningly prescient sentiment: "Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." - Dune


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Law enforcement’s initial response to the pro-Trump mob’s breach of the Capitol on Wednesday was in striking contrast to their response to nationwide protests against racism after the police killing of George Floyd. nyti.ms/3s1H8TG


#Duolingo really needs to make some adjustments to their generally cheerful, upbeat speaking tone for sentences like this.

cfanthony's tweet image. #Duolingo really needs to make some adjustments to their generally cheerful, upbeat speaking tone for sentences like this.

Obama, in his speech today in Philadelphia: "Can you imagine if I had had a secret Chinese bank account when I was running for reelection?" #Election2020 #BidenHarris2020


I'm pretty sure this is not normal, but I feel incredibly burdened by the fact that I own a bed and some other furniture.


President Trump said that he wants to replace the Affordable Care Act with a new, better health plan. I wonder: How much of this plan is based on drinking bleach?


Why is personal freedom at risk when people are required to wear masks, but not when they are required to register for the Selective Service? Being forced to go to war is no big deal compared to wearing a mask to the grocery store? Do the right thing. #MaskUp


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