Paul
@maltmonkey
Not as fun as you may think | #MentalHealthMatters | S/c and insta:TheMaltmonkey
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We can fact check in an instant. If you’re believing the bullshit fed to you by Lowe, Reform, GB News tossers and memes then rioting - you’re either as thick as shit or deliberately choosing to be racist. Farage made at least a million from side hustles last year, did you?
Now I have to pay almost £200 vehicle tax on electric car all because the PM won't tax his billionaire friends. Thanks Sir Kier.
#WhenIWasYourAge Typing was an entire class offered in middle school. I took it, which means I know why there’s a raised dot on the [F] and [J] keys of your keyboard.
If you're not watching Nadine Dorries being completely mental on channel 4 - then you're missing out.
The "othering" of human beings based purely on where they were born or what ethnic group they belong to is how very bad things start. Let's not do it OK?
Pro gardening tip: If your garden could do with a watering just tell your teenage son he'll be cutting the grass this afternoon then start hanging out a load of washing. Before the basket is empty the clear blue sky will be grey and unleashing a torrent of free water.
Not enough people have the proper idea of how terrible Liz Truss was as PM and the economic damage she did because it's all just numbers. If she'd misdirected a massive bulldozer and accidentally destroyed the O2 Arena then she'd be properly shunned. What she did was worse.
Sometimes I'll look at a recipe then think, fuck it! I'll just have a sandwich.
ON SALE THIS WEEK: - Jimmy Eat Wood - Parafloor - My Chemical Remnants - Floor Out Boy - The Promise Rug - Floorboard Confessional
Me trying to explain Glasgow Wonka and missing Kate Middleton Twitter to my mates who don't do social media
On this day in 1989 Nirvana released their debut album Bleach.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You can have pancakes whenever you want. Not just some random Tuesday. Enjoy those fluffy bastards all year round.
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