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jeb ☆

@man_in_stem

Twitter for safari philosopher. Nothing bad happens when I don't preheat the oven

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dont say shrimp fried nothing. he fried something . he made it with love. why discourage a beginner. ..one day shrimp may never fry again and then what?


I’m sorry my good sis it seems you’re trapped in my belt buckle @RuPaul 💋

man_in_stem's tweet image. I’m sorry my good sis it seems you’re trapped in my belt buckle  @RuPaul 💋

when mygengar shirt on all my worries be gone

man_in_stem's tweet image. when mygengar shirt on all my worries be gone

turned my read receipts off. i don't want to fucking read i'm on my PHONE!

man_in_stem's tweet image. turned my read receipts off. 
i don't want to fucking read 
i'm on my PHONE!

i'm eating a square of dark chocolate so i'm about to turn on auto capitalisation very soon


didnt get a greggs today. it was a fucking pathetic excuse for being awake


i dont like when dudes like my instagram story. im posting for beautiful women and my dan and phil emo bestfriend. so i hide them from it then destroy them with my mind


i'm eating 3 rice cakes in bed

so much can happen in a week for instance i just ate breadsticks and humous in bed and made tons of crumbs and earlier in the week i also ate a rice cake in bed and made tons of crumbs



ooh nice breadsticks and hummus. oh no i ran out of breadsticks. okay i’ll get more. fuck not enough hummus now . okay i’ll get m


so much can happen in a week for instance i just ate breadsticks and humous in bed and made tons of crumbs and earlier in the week i also ate a rice cake in bed and made tons of crumbs


twitter doesnt understand that i would rather swallow £1 and shit it out than spend it on premium

man_in_stem's tweet image. twitter doesnt understand that i would rather swallow £1 and shit it out than spend it on premium

Elong musk you will not take my shillings


nobody drinks tap water quite like me


I looveee doing Bulllshitttt please put me on taskmaster I will do so much bullshit


friend has end. burger doesn’’t end


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hey girl, are you a burger? because i love you


i should be allowed to go home early because my bestfriend is there


the original ragebait was raising your hand to 'tell on' your friend just to ask to go to the toilet


i am still financially recovering from buying jadon dr martens in 2020 . and physically from wearing them. my heels previewed hell a couple times!


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