jeb ☆
@man_in_stem
Twitter for safari philosopher. Nothing bad happens when I don't preheat the oven
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dont say shrimp fried nothing. he fried something . he made it with love. why discourage a beginner. ..one day shrimp may never fry again and then what?
turned my read receipts off. i don't want to fucking read i'm on my PHONE!
i'm eating a square of dark chocolate so i'm about to turn on auto capitalisation very soon
didnt get a greggs today. it was a fucking pathetic excuse for being awake
i dont like when dudes like my instagram story. im posting for beautiful women and my dan and phil emo bestfriend. so i hide them from it then destroy them with my mind
i'm eating 3 rice cakes in bed
so much can happen in a week for instance i just ate breadsticks and humous in bed and made tons of crumbs and earlier in the week i also ate a rice cake in bed and made tons of crumbs
ooh nice breadsticks and hummus. oh no i ran out of breadsticks. okay i’ll get more. fuck not enough hummus now . okay i’ll get m
so much can happen in a week for instance i just ate breadsticks and humous in bed and made tons of crumbs and earlier in the week i also ate a rice cake in bed and made tons of crumbs
twitter doesnt understand that i would rather swallow £1 and shit it out than spend it on premium
I looveee doing Bulllshitttt please put me on taskmaster I will do so much bullshit
hey girl, are you a burger? because i love you
i should be allowed to go home early because my bestfriend is there
the original ragebait was raising your hand to 'tell on' your friend just to ask to go to the toilet
i am still financially recovering from buying jadon dr martens in 2020 . and physically from wearing them. my heels previewed hell a couple times!
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