Mark Freeman
@mark3man
The guy in the low-budget sequel who takes the lead role to replace the much more expensive very famous actor in the blockbusting first movie.
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My twin girls are very different. Isobel: The milliner heroine from Happy Birthday Madame Chapeau by @andreabeaty and David Roberts. Scarlett: Trevor the Mushroom from @Matty_Long’s Super Happy Magic Forest. Both big favourites in this house. #worldbookday19
Here's the truth about Brexit, the "punishment" some people claim the EU wants to inflict on us, the full horrific consequences of no deal, and the dangers lurking behind any deal we reach. Buckle in, it's pretty long. Better to be thorough than to leave anything out. 1/47
Best Overall Snapchat Presence goes to the @fanta team for their reality-distorting Halloween campaign (& other brilliant Snaps, but still reeling from Halloween tbh) shortyw.in/2vgRw0r #ShortyAwards
Mate, you might think it looks like Dope but to everyone else it looks like Pedo
Looking forward to getting one of those massive Agent Provocateur mugs.
I want to hump @jimjefferies' leg like an overexcited dog for the way he rinsed @piersmorgan
"My apologies, @realDonaldTrump," says @piersmorgan, as he backs out of the room with a bow, wringing his blotchy perspiring hands.
I meant it as in 'enjoy the lack of freedom your new president gives you'. Apologies, there was no dog reference intended.
Why do people always associate liberalism with non-violence? We'll fight and resist inequality all the way.
You Trumpets have to admit there is some irony in Trump's tweet...
We tweet, we rant to our friends, we despair. But now we must act. Think of all you can do to oppose #MuslimBan and #Brexit then do them.
At least you're not his wife. Imagine that thing looming over you. (I have - didn't enjoy)
best description of #DonaldTrump is "he looks like someone you'd see playing the American President in a porn movie" #Trumps #Inauguration
Now watching a video of @michaelgove falling over on loop to calm down.
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