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@marlibs3

30, she/they, ttrpg nerd and code monkey 🍜

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these can’t be my only options

equine__dentist's tweet image. these can’t be my only options

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Why isn’t there a bald man forcibly kissing the Spanish players? Very confused


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I cannot imagine what it must be like for the lionesses to have WON the euros, then get 2nd in the World Cup, just for Harry Kane to say ‘England hasn’t won anything as a nation for a long, long time’. Also, female athletes have won gold at the last FOUR Winter Olympics 🙃


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6 months

REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf

TheSun's tweet image. REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf


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I was complimented for how effective I am running meetings at work: keeping ppl on task & moving us forward while engaging each participant & fielding unexpected questions, and all I could think was “bro this is easy, no one’s even trying to fuck a dragon”


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"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to


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but this is my emotional support confusingly intimate friendship


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losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it


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Them: I saved the document in Teams Me: Great just send it to me I don’t have the emotional wherewithal for a scavenger hunt


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When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations


El lector más joven de @Rizzottesca ?

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Uber Open Mic option for your driver to work on their comedy routine

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The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs


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I hate when people introduce me and say, “she’s funny asf” because now I gotta start cracking jokes all day when inside I’m deeply depressed. Like ain’t nothing funny rn, I got big problems.


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my coworkers when im not on the schedule:

a PRINCESS is MISSING and you expect me to WORK?!?!?!?



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Happy 10 year anniversary to the greatest Pokémon Team of all time 🔥

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I’m studying to be a sommelier and the concept of bouba and kiki has been surprisingly relevant. a lot of the job is basically asking restaurant guests if they would like their wine to be bouba or kiki

lauren_wilford's tweet image. I’m studying to be a sommelier and the concept of bouba and kiki has been surprisingly relevant. a lot of the job is basically asking restaurant guests if they would like their wine to be bouba or kiki

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