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I'm sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that's not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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The Minneapolis park board damn well does not want you to shoot dice with ducks on park property

keithpille's tweet image. The Minneapolis park board damn well does not want you to shoot dice with ducks on park property

Evine.com is shining the spotlight on women at our company, in front of and behind the camera. #BeBoldForChange


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So many fucks will need to be given, in 2017. Start growing yours now


I'm raising money for Save Chico. Click to Donate: gofund.me/sc453j8?pc=tw_… via @gofundme


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Happy Birthday, Funniest Show Ever! (Please take the fries off my head, the basket is extremely hot)


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We all gots Glaucoma now, dawg! #LegalWeed #TheDistrict #BidenKerry2016


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If I was a quarterback I'd be all "What do you guys want to talk about?" in the huddle.


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When you tell people your new wife is "a great girl" it says something very specific about you


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"Shame on you, Peter Jackson. You should know better. Trees with faces... that's an embarrassment." - Tom


I am taking the home shopping universe by storm with this hashtag. #alltelevisionisretail


Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal smbc-comics.com/?id=3270


You don't know me! ;)


Beating the heat, sitting inside watching #worldcupfinal


@ultimatepunx I know the FOT better than that.


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soothing anagrams for tom @scharpling - calm hot spring, strong-hip-calm, long chat prism


Just starting following tons of people for tonight's WFMU marathon pledge drive for Tom Scharpling's show. Follow folks for #TomThon


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