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Molly Monster

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Dance music ☝️- Master of pulling trig - Lover of Guaro - Vintage Culture superfan

The sharks wills absolutely make a run this year


What they don’t tell you is that you CAN go to a Mexican restaurant alone and watch college football while you’re dog sitting for ur mother #mole

master_puke's tweet image. What they don’t tell you is that you CAN go to a Mexican restaurant alone and watch college football while you’re dog sitting for ur mother #mole

Imagine being able to drink coffee and not have to pee 5x in the next 10 minutes


I just got Viva La Vida live in the rain. If u can pls go see Coldplay. Had watery eyes more than I’d like to admit


Why did I not bring M to Coldplay


Black Amex? That’s cute.

master_puke's tweet image. Black Amex? That’s cute.

I could fall asleep to and wake up to James Bande for the rest of life and be happy. Just so groove 😊


Hmmm which oversized black tshirt am I going to wear tn


Whites equivalent to leaving stickers on new era lids is leaving gfore tags on the two pairs u bought


Why does this keep happening to me 😂 my uber drivers are just draining 3s

master_puke's tweet image. Why does this keep happening to me 😂 my uber drivers are just draining 3s

This is so hard from my uber driver

master_puke's tweet image. This is so hard from my uber driver

Justin Rose is winning this golf tournament


Best part about working on an all dudes team is how quiet we’ve all been today. Just glued to the Masters


Please enjoy this video of Bibi 🥲


How is Keinemusik still getting away with these massive shows? Who tf is going to this shit


My god that was electric. Damn u Marner


Fleury makes me so emotional


Hot tubs make me have to piss so bad the second I get into them. A piss never crosses my mind before hand. Turn on a couple jets and game over


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