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Joshua Melvin

@masterots

Master of the System!

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It's late as f-, but I'm outside, and all I can hear are coyote calls. I should probably head inside...


Ok, so I'm like more than a decade late to watching Monk. I'm also so incredibly happy that they changed the theme song from Randy Newman to whoever after the pilot. I couldn't listen to Toy Story for 8 seasons.


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Sometimes I wonder why people don’t give a shit about my art 🙂...not even a retweet🥺😔🙏

blissartbc's tweet image. Sometimes I wonder why people don’t give a shit about my art 🙂...not even a retweet🥺😔🙏
blissartbc's tweet image. Sometimes I wonder why people don’t give a shit about my art 🙂...not even a retweet🥺😔🙏

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User reports indicate Xbox Live is having problems since 6:17 PM EST. downdetector.com/status/xbox-li… RT if you're also having problems #XboxLivedown


Hey, so fuck toxic family.


When it rains, it fucking pours. COVID quarantine because my kids got exposed, the lost my FIL yesterday. This has been a terrible day/week/month/year...


The worst part about being strong, and a rock, for somebody else, is hiding how weak you feel yourself.


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this is the funniest meme i’ve ever fucking seen

angel_0f_deathx's tweet image. this is the funniest meme i’ve ever fucking seen

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My seat mate on my flight is a 6 year old little girl who started our trip with “I’m going to talk to you randomly so you need to be prepared, ok?”


Hey bitches. I played D&D, had a few drinks, but I'm home safe and sound. How was your Friday night?


May I get two followers to copy and repost this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention US 1-800-273-8255 #Samaritans UK 116 123 #TelefonSeelsorge GER 0800 1110111 Just two. Any two. Copy. No retweet.


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some days I fight dumpster fires some days I am the dumpster fire


Wiped from my ride, but this made for a nice mid-point refreshment. @BostonHoneyCo

masterots's tweet image. Wiped from my ride, but this made for a nice mid-point refreshment. @BostonHoneyCo

I'm gonna say it. "The Day After Tomorrow" is an entertaining movie. I can't really say why other than Jake Gyllenhaal is in it.


It's often just all too much.


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If you see the output: "SQLMessage: 154,098,211 Rows Updated Successfully" You fucked up.


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