Matt Singer
@mattbytes
Everything data center and pink cocktail aficionado, and not on this app anymore. Insta/🧵@mdsinger
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How does Siri figure out the correct spelling of Kreg though context, but can’t turn off the bathroom lights? #SiriShaming
Me: Hey Siri, turn off “the thingy.” Siri: did you mean “that other thingy” Me: Yes Siri: Sorry there’s nothing named “that other thingy”. 🙄🙄🙄
Who would have thought that the man who wanted to buy the biggest bird site on the planet would turn out to be a big chicken. Guess it’s hard to run a company without gov’t subsidies.
It’s weird how I can’t tell you that I’m mattbytes on other sites, but I can tell you that I met a very social macaw.
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My dog plays dumb most of the time. But she knows when I open a pack of beef jerky from two stories below, and now is trying to manipulate me.
Has anyone else had this problem with the @nytimes Crossword app when screen mirroring to AppleTV? This has happened to both my wife and I since upgrading to iPhone 14s.
My Ring camera can not tell the difference between a person and a deer butt.
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