Matt Singer
@mattbytes
Everything data center and pink cocktail aficionado, and not on this app anymore. Insta/🧵@mdsinger
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How does Siri figure out the correct spelling of Kreg though context, but can’t turn off the bathroom lights? #SiriShaming
Me: Hey Siri, turn off “the thingy.” Siri: did you mean “that other thingy” Me: Yes Siri: Sorry there’s nothing named “that other thingy”. 🙄🙄🙄
Who would have thought that the man who wanted to buy the biggest bird site on the planet would turn out to be a big chicken. Guess it’s hard to run a company without gov’t subsidies.
It’s weird how I can’t tell you that I’m mattbytes on other sites, but I can tell you that I met a very social macaw.
My team at Roblox is Hiring: Principal Software Engineer, Infrastructure Resource Efficiency jobs.roblox.com/careers?gh_jid…
My dog plays dumb most of the time. But she knows when I open a pack of beef jerky from two stories below, and now is trying to manipulate me.
Elon has no idea what he’s talking about in terms of layoffs.
Not what we had in mind Alexa, but I like where your head’s at. 🍹
Has anyone else had this problem with the @nytimes Crossword app when screen mirroring to AppleTV? This has happened to both my wife and I since upgrading to iPhone 14s.
My Ring camera can not tell the difference between a person and a deer butt.
Met this guy at Butchart Gardens. Turns out he’s a total boar.
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