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Megan (she/her)

@maximumfunkage

a woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets

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A life of doing nothing is death.


Okay I am back to shit post and lurk OJ content.


PEE WEE DIED I AM NOT OKAY


I can’t stop laughing at the fact my bff earnestly thought this tunnel from Myrtle Beach, S.C. was the one Lana was singing about.

maximumfunkage's tweet image. I can’t stop laughing at the fact my bff earnestly thought this tunnel from Myrtle Beach, S.C. was the one Lana was singing about.

I came out to my massage therapist as bisexual and that I was finally celebrating pride as a member and not an ally. She congratulated me and said “wow your Prozac is really working for you” 🙃


*sigh* *looks up Matty Healy*


I am really fucking tired of reading or hearing about Matty Healy


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me watching my emotional support billionares support a literal nazi after i’ve babygirlified them so much i forgot they’re actually not good people #succession


Can’t stop thinking about it

maximumfunkage's tweet image. Can’t stop thinking about it
maximumfunkage's tweet image. Can’t stop thinking about it
maximumfunkage's tweet image. Can’t stop thinking about it

I AM SEEING TAYLOR SWIFT TODAY WITH MY BEST FRIEND WITH THE SAME FIRST NAME!


Great! I finally got caught up on Succession and can finally read discourse online only to be interested in cakegate


Gen Z will never understand how formative VW putting Pink Moon in Jetta commercial was.


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