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"A "No" uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble." - Gandhi
It's like were not even taste buds anymore, we're like taste bros.
@EliBraden Hahahaha dude, I miss your retweets of stupid people's spelling errors on holidays and stuff.
Everyone plz follow @robdelaney. He is new to twitter and needs followers. Also teach him how to use it!
Saturday night. Bad decisions. Cici's Pizza. @TheBethTruax @bryanhartzell @mefailengrish
Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them
Rex Ryan reportedly upset that LT retired as a Charger citing, "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way." @NOTSportsCenter #NOTSC
In an attempt to match the amazing #WalkTheWire stunt, next week Albert Haynesworth will walk 19 steps in a row without getting tired
Did you know that you’re allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? Try it!
Game 1 of the NBA Finals is tomorrow? Man I can't wait until the hockey season starts up again.
Can anyone recommend just a terrible movie for me to not watch this weekend?
Restaurant hosts must struggle to not instinctively blurt out, "Table for one?" when someone comes in wearing a video game T-shirt.
“@FunnyEvil: Imagine if someone's name was Gurt. You'd be all like, "yo, Gurt!"...” @emilygott10
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