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Tom Swifty

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Tom Swifty - a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed.

"Baa," said Tom sheepishly.


"The robber is coming down the stairs," said Tom condescendingly.


"Dang it, I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said crestfallenly.


"Those Duke boys are at it again," Tom said generally.


"I just cannot stand evergreens!" Tom opined.


"I prefer baking soda over hydrochloric acid," Tom said basically.


"That was my first time milking a cow," Tom uttered.


"I wish I was Mr. T," Tom said pitifully.


"Tom said redundantly," Tom said redundantly.


"And then I tripped down the stairs," Tom said gracefully.


"I used to say that was mine!" Tom exclaimed.


"I wonder where the heck my brain went," Tom said absentmindedly.


"I'd love to own a tiny insect circus some day," Tom said flippantly.


"Aretha Franklin is my home girl," Tom said respectfully.


"I'd rather have grape juice," Tom whined.


"Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger were a real dynamic duo in that one movie," Tom said patriotically.


"I just listened to Beethoven's 9th," Tom said joyfully.


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