👾 Mel 👾
@melizardd
(she/her) click this link for a good time 😩👌http://youtu.be/wYX_zhlTDr8KAr
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My step mom taught me how to make dumplings :3 I think I’m going to make a bunch and freeze some.
You telling me I could be playing against a mf with the six eyes
Marketplace never ceases to amaze me
Was explaining to someone that men don’t have to touch women’s waists when they’re tying to get by them in crowded places. He went on to say “it’s not that serious” I said “Do you touch other men’s waists when you tryna get by?” He looked at me crazy. I said EXACTLY.
yeah go ahead and take a nap in my fucking salad i don’t even care anymore
I’m tired of screaming at yall to stop posting your kids on here but watch this.
Crazy story of the week: The tragic incident surrounding the Netflix adaptation of the "Three Body Problem" series is not widely known among its fans. Lin Qi, a visionary and brilliant young billionaire, acquired the rights to the "Three Body Problem" with the ambition of…
luckily if you switch from video games to microsoft excel and then do it for 8 hours instead of 3, none of these things happen
RESEARCH: Playing video games for three or more hours in a session is associated with 'increased physical problems', namely hand or wrist pain, as well as back or neck pain and eye fatigue, with the risks existing across age and gender. (Source: Computers in Human Behavior)
i though y'all learned y'all lesson after the whole Chadwick Boseman situation but clearly not...
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The fact that the only word I can understand is “fuck” makes this one thousand times funnier.
This woman took an Ambien before bed to help her sleep and woke up to find footage of what she did while on it. She doesn’t remember any of this. She says she’s prone to sleep walking and sleep shopping but had never dyed her hair while on it 🥹
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