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This what my brain does when I should be paying attention
This remains in my head rent free
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night
the thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard before the previews start
Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.
Have you ever seen such a graceful dive before? So majestic
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This creature has the body language of a drama student pretending to be an animal
The Great Gatsby: Tokyo Drift
'Great Gatsby' copyright to expire in 2021, paving way for adaptations via @USATODAY eu.usatoday.com/story/entertai…
Today I would like to formally announce my intention to age like a fine wine.
I hope rudy ghouliani moves to nebraska and dies in a cornfield. Tired of hearing of this sentiant goblin mask's antics everyday.
bath time cow!! bath time cow!!!!
millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children
Remember when Kid Rock was flown in to perform for the rescued Chilean miners?
my new favorite game is Remember When Kid Rock. i make up some outlandish thing and say ‘hey remember when kid rock did ______?’ and determine how much my interlocutor wants me to like them based on whether they pretend they totally remember
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