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This what my brain does when I should be paying attention


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This remains in my head rent free


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My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

gordihyena's tweet image. My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING


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the thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard before the previews start


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Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.


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Have you ever seen such a graceful dive before? So majestic


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This creature has the body language of a drama student pretending to be an animal

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The Great Gatsby: Tokyo Drift

'Great Gatsby' copyright to expire in 2021, paving way for adaptations via ⁦@USATODAYeu.usatoday.com/story/entertai…



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Today I would like to formally announce my intention to age like a fine wine.


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I hope rudy ghouliani moves to nebraska and dies in a cornfield. Tired of hearing of this sentiant goblin mask's antics everyday.


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bath time cow!! bath time cow!!!!

naastynun's tweet image. bath time cow!! bath time cow!!!!
naastynun's tweet image. bath time cow!! bath time cow!!!!

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millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children


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i quit my job on a monday


Remember when Kid Rock was flown in to perform for the rescued Chilean miners?

my new favorite game is Remember When Kid Rock. i make up some outlandish thing and say ‘hey remember when kid rock did ______?’ and determine how much my interlocutor wants me to like them based on whether they pretend they totally remember



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it's Benny Worm


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