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Maybe this is why I love tall women


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Bc they know it’s not.

Men don’t even ask if it’s theirs in bed anymore, smh.



Fanatics scare me. Why are ya overly going?


They put 4 Jamaicans in the same section here in the office. By definition, this is a concentration camp 🤨


Guys not doing NNN is a recession indicator

What happened to no nut November? Yall freaky frogs



I love leaving people right where they’re at


Men had to worry about thighs not matching the ass. Now women have to worry about the chest not matching the abs.

Ok, I'm done. 🫡 #Godspeed Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026 We're Cooked!



The pronunciation of colonel be pissing me off


🫩 welcome to dystopia.


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Men with pure intentions still want pu**y


All it took was for trump to be DL for maga to fall.


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DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out

"I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️

WhiteHouse's tweet image. "I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️


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Tom Brady STILL has more wins than the Jets this decade... He retired THREE seasons ago 😳 (h/t @FDSportsbook)

BleacherReport's tweet image. Tom Brady STILL has more wins than the Jets this decade...

He retired THREE seasons ago 😳

(h/t @FDSportsbook)

“Drake and drive” is just propaganda scheme to get his streaming numbers back up


There are so many opportunities to crashout but they’re actually so few and far between

Is this tweak justifiable? I’d reason 95% of my crashouts are



Is this tweak justifiable? I’d reason 95% of my crashouts are


Grieving the loss of my father by buying colognes he would like.


I wear $300 cologne when it’s time to go to sleep.


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