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I love leaving people right where they’re at


Men had to worry about thighs not matching the ass. Now women have to worry about the chest not matching the abs.

Ok, I'm done. 🫡 #Godspeed Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026 We're Cooked!



The pronunciation of colonel be pissing me off


🫩 welcome to dystopia.


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Men with pure intentions still want pu**y


All it took was for trump to be DL for maga to fall.


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DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out

"I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️

WhiteHouse's tweet image. "I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️


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Tom Brady STILL has more wins than the Jets this decade... He retired THREE seasons ago 😳 (h/t @FDSportsbook)

BleacherReport's tweet image. Tom Brady STILL has more wins than the Jets this decade...

He retired THREE seasons ago 😳

(h/t @FDSportsbook)

“Drake and drive” is just propaganda scheme to get his streaming numbers back up


There are so many opportunities to crashout but they’re actually so few and far between

Is this tweak justifiable? I’d reason 95% of my crashouts are



Is this tweak justifiable? I’d reason 95% of my crashouts are


Grieving the loss of my father by buying colognes he would like.


I wear $300 cologne when it’s time to go to sleep.


To prove a point, I should get jacked.


I’ve done the work to tamper down on my narcissism. But don’t think for a second that has dampened my self pride (: I still think I’m sexy af, just don’t express it in a narcissistic way.


Seeing is a skill. Some folks just not working hard enough


Being an adult is realizing dogs fucking suck


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Good. Drop them to $40

Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀

mymixtapez's tweet image. Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀


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actually it’s sugar

What's the most normalized addiction?

ReddCinema's tweet image. What's the most normalized addiction?


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