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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? Na. Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBro.
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Why can't you trust atoms? Cause they make up everything.
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What should you do when nobody laughs at your chemistry jokes? Keep trying until you get a reaction.
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."
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You'd be inexcusably egocentric to suggest that Earth was the only place in the observable Universe with life -- among the hundred-billion galaxies, each containing a hundred-billion stars orbited by a hundred-billion planets. Yet how terrifyingly lonely it would be, if true.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
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Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive.
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