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Trump speaks to senior citizens about COVID: "You're not vulnerable, but they like to say the vulnerable, but you're the least vulnerable — but for this one thing you are vulnerable."
Imagine being this Black female officer working with these guys.
White police officer throws a girl who is already on her hands and knees BUT a BLACK QUEEN officer steps in to check him ✊🏾#share #protests2020
Illinois does NOT allow open carry of weapons. WHY WASNT HE ARRESTED??? THIS IS DANGEROUS. THIS IS RACIST. THIS IS THE PROBLEM
White police officer throws a girl who is already on her hands and knees BUT a BLACK QUEEN officer steps in to check him ✊🏾#share #protests2020
Students were shocked that I didn’t know any TikTok dances. I can’t imagine how shocked they’ll be when they realize I hardly know their names. God bless the seating chart.
I’m no legal scholar, but if your line of defense includes “I know you are, but what am I?” maybe you aren’t ready for the a seat on the Supreme Court. #Kavanagh #SCOTUS
Many years ago a book of mine was a finalist for a very fine literary award. I didn’t win. At the ceremony finalists read a page from their works for the crowd. After the reading one of the judges pulled me aside and said something I’ve never forgotten:
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JUST IN: @DunkinDonuts confirms it is testing cinnamon dusted Donut Fries ($2) in select locations in Boston area.
RED ALERT: The Trump tax bill being rammed through Congress right now is confusing so let me break down what it’ll mean for you. Spoiler: You’ll get stuck with the bill. Follow along for details. 1/
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Whenever abortion comes up, I have a question I've been asking for ten years now of the "Life begins at Conception" crowd. In ten years, no one has EVER answered it honestly. 1/
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Hey Congressional Republicans, I assume you'll be committing FIVE DIFFERENT COMMITTEES to investigating this?
Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are among President Trump’s closest advisers who used private email accounts nyti.ms/2wPFEmq
Dear @Jack: Suspend Trumps account NOW before he tweets us into nuclear war. I'm deadly serious. Neutralize this psycho before its too late!
Just heard Foreign Minister of North Korea speak at U.N. If he echoes thoughts of Little Rocket Man, they won't be around much longer!
ICE agents profiled, followed, and harassed this man. He’s been a U.S. citizen for 20 years.
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