Michelle Connolly
@michelllec
Creative Advertising Copywriter, own soul intact. Venues Editor @dapperchapper. Can't keep a straight face in photos, think out loud, geeky Irish girl.
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Nine years today since my proudest ever achievement in publishing. The time I got a Good Deed and a Rush Hour Crush printed on the same page of the Metro, both of which told a single, horrifying, story from two unconnected people.
Princess of Wales
gonna need the Succession theme over that Kate video by EOP
Hey @AldiCustCare ! I picked up 2 packs of festival lights for this weekend and I’ve just opened them to see some arse has nicked one of the lights from one packet - am I able to return this with a receipt?
The making of Daft Punk's 'Around the World' music video in 1997, directed by Michael Gondry
White Japanese Wisteria Vines.
The skinny jeans. The ballet flats. That's a prime Millennial living the dream!!!
I don't know who Milo is talking about here, but since he has expressed pride in British culture, here are the ways in which his outfit violates British traditions. 🧵
If you don’t like living in English-speaking countries wearing English clothes eating English food with English manners, customs, systems of government and culture all around, have you considered not losing to us over and over again for hundreds of years? Just a thought
I think it’s appropriate for the Chancellor of Manchester University to remind people that we still hold the record for the worst (+ funniest) ever answer on University Challenge
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Reports on Facebook that the owners of The Antelope pub Leyton E10 are removing the green tiling this week. @wfcouncil Enforcement - please investigate urgently to save the green tiling. Pub has active ACV.
Reports on FB that The Antelope pub E10 is on fire right now. 🔥 Hope it can be saved. Fire engine on scene.
Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3
there is *nothing* more British than attacking someone because of where they went to school
🚨@RishiSunak: Keir Starmer attacks me because of where I went to school. I don’t think that’s very British.
After 14 years in power and with an election months away, you might be wondering how the NHS, this nation’s greatest institution has fared under the Conservatives Here are some staggering numbers to help you form a view 🧵
England has the only privatised Water in Europe, the most water pollution, and the most expensive water. The UK has the only fully privatised energy, and the most expensive. The UK has privatised rail, the slowest, least reliable and of course the most expensive in Europe.
Sound advice
After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS
What gets me is that Tory MPs could have made a difference in people’s lives - they could have lifted people out of poverty, healed the sick, helped educate our children, and provided us all with a better future. Instead, they just took and took and took some more. Never again!
Hey @HeathrowExpress maybe train your staff to have a bit of manners when you’ve cancelled all the trains when there are people asking how to get a refund
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