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Do it 😈

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#TrumpCaved. That is because @realDonaldTrump has very undersized genitals. Please RT so much that he reads this.


We #NeedtoImpeach @RealDonaldTrump. Join me and sign on to @TomSteyer’s petition demanding Congress impeach Trump. action.needtoimpeach.com/t4-img-2?sc=tws


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If I were ever abducted by aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.


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RT if you think #DragQueensOfComedy should be on tour. #RUPERSIZED


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These pencils were withdrawn from US schools after a 10 year old pointed out a problem…

Know's tweet image. These pencils were withdrawn from US schools after a 10 year old pointed out a problem…

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I created the whole universe just for humanity. The other million billion billion stars were just shits and giggles.


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If you retweet this you will go to hell.


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Treat other people the way you would want to be treated if you didn’t have such low self-esteem.


United Airlines employee laziness and ignorance of their own policies just kept us from attending Luke's wedding. #unitedairlines


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Retweet if you want @SpeakerBoehner to #JustVote and end this shutdown.


And I'm gonna need some more stevia...


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Unlike Florida today, only if threatened by another Gun did "Wild West" codes of conduct allow you to shoot another person.


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